So here it is people…
The full monty. The tale of the young, vibrant and rock hard, mixed with the old, fat and white.

I waited a year (or was it 20 years?) for a night like this.

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ps- recorded 27/4/13

Friday 19 April 2013 ~ the best most amazing Friday of my entire life!
There is some job news today – good and bad. I have a huge decision to make this weekend.
Friday night: will be a night that I could not have hoped for in a million years… though it came true. <3 A year of fantasizing came true at 2am.

Also looking forward to USA/Canada trip 2013. So exciting to meet some of you. I hope I can avoid the sink holes in Chicago.

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ps- recorded Friday 19/4/13

*explicit* tag. Or, MA15+ rated today. Here’s 2 recordings of chatting with Yopi. Begins with a follow-on from the previous day’s SEX questions he asked us.
Recording 2 is later that day, on the beach. He has returned from snorkelling and is quite excited!

It’s really sweet to hear how HAPPY he is, having gone on his first EVER holiday.

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ps- recorded in Lombok, Indonesia 14/11/12

Part 2 of speaking to Y0pi, and it’s a bit weird at first. I really should’ve structured (thought about) the questions first. Stay tuned for some ‘wise’ love advice from Indonesia!

By the end, his eyes were drooping, and he was looking a bit over-worked. Too much English? or nice air-con? or speaking for 40 minutes whilst lying down?!

I hope you enjoyed these 2 episodes, and that they gave you some insight into Indonesian student life. And, how sweet and adorable Y0pi is

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ps- recorded in Bali, Indonesia 16/11/12

Hooning on the streets of BrisVegas tonight, in a 1.4lt VW Golf – beauuuutiful. Ok, so a bit of road rage hits me as I am forced to listen to One Direction & cope with a selfish Toyota Yaris driver.

AFter 8-9 minutes I get to the point as I talk about my future plans for USA travel. July 2013.

I finish up at Hungry Jacks tonight. $2 Whopper & fries!

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ps- recorded Sunday 6/5/12

get some Polish ‘sausage’ into ya! Australia Day is coming, 26/1/2012 -STOP- I just dance the way I feel.

A very cute, HOT Polish guy is staying with me for a few days this week… how can I resist his long Polish sausage? (find out in this episode)

[apologies in advance for the clicking of my inline mic.]
today: polskich homoseksualistów człowieka

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ps- recorded 23/1/12