get some Polish ‘sausage’ into ya! Australia Day is coming, 26/1/2012 -STOP- I just dance the way I feel.

A very cute, HOT Polish guy is staying with me for a few days this week… how can I resist his long Polish sausage? (find out in this episode)

[apologies in advance for the clicking of my inline mic.]
today: polskich homoseksualistów człowieka

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ps- recorded 23/1/12

Last podcast before I hit “sparkling” Korea! I wander thru the campus so you can enjoy the frogs and crickets
Some listener(s) may be offended during this podcast, due to my footwear; sorry.

Wifey update from Australia also. And on a happier note, today’s artwork is of hunky Wasit, the security guard.
*woof*

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ps- recorded 11/6/11

DEATH to all hot, sexy, brown skinned, gorgeous smiled, bulging biceped, romantic, handsome & chivalrous boys with a name beginning in “Y” and ending in “opi“!

also, I chat about the predicament of having 99% straight friends; both here and in Australia.

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ps- recorded 4/6/11

Stop fixating on Yopi, is what I’ve been told. Is it possible; for a desperate fat old man?

Time to take drastic measures people! Will I strip naked in front of him, and see if he takes the bait?
Or, will I delete him from my life and sit in my Kos room crying?

Whatever happens, God is set to undo it.

In other news: I suddenly have 11 days holiday.

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ps- recorded 24/5/11

Eye-candy. Is it enough? Is having it all really necssary, at age 41? Or should I be focussing on 1 thing at a time? 1 simple thing… a career!

Well, now I am not Carrie Bradshaw(!), let’s get on with the podcast. Ha. I need some rough-trade. a real MAN, muscles bulging, brown skin shining….
*drool*

Again, why are the straight boys the best boys?! *frustrating*

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ps- recorded on 9/5/11

10 days since last podcast,* tonight I eat fried Indonesian snax; for your listening pleasure. Oh yeah baby, U want it… fat ass. Listener numbers falling fast.

Also chat about Uni facilities in Indonesia, USA & Australia. But the important news is some crap news about our language lessons…

I am disolusioned with my ‘friends’ (Yopi), and the way I have to constantly nag them to spend time with me. – Is it me?!

Shout out to Pink Wheel Nuts!

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ps- recorded 30/4/11

* did you notice?