At the risk of having to change my name, or lose my job, I am going ahead with revealing the INSIDE and OUT of the Aussie Battler mansion!

Yes, it’s true kids. I better you never thought you would be a no HOLES barred chance of seeing the inside of the battler love nest?! :-O

- please don’t hunt me down or stalk me. Or I’ll have to set the hounds on you!!

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Oh yeah baby, you know what this show is about.
I am SICK to the stomach of Apple’s B-grade shoddy products and workmanship over the past 2-3 years. From my crackBook (macBook), to Airport Express, to rubbish iOS on my iPhone 3.

hold on to your toothbrushes, cause we are going to try and scrape that toffy apple fan boy sludge from inside your head.

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It’s in the small humble world of others that you often have one of those reality check moments.
Today I had a thought like this as I watched a McDonald’s worker go about his little routine.

Bless your soul McDonald’s Bin Boy.

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Background music by Pet Shop Boys.

I am full of the homosexual rage today. I cannot begin to understand the shallow spiteful wankers that have set out to ruin a gay man’s life!

On a lighter note, Twilight [3] Eclipse is out today. Edward is so ugly, hope he is NOT in it, and the entire movie is just Jacob ~ shirtless. Mmmmm, Jacob.
Go team Jacob, yeah yeah. You can pounce on me, any day

OK but no, this podcast is serious!!!!!

Love & prayers going out to a Mr X, who is facing some big things on Friday in USA.

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