So here it is people…
The full monty. The tale of the young, vibrant and rock hard, mixed with the old, fat and white.

I waited a year (or was it 20 years?) for a night like this.

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ps- recorded 27/4/13

(Yes, this is who I’d love to be my valentine!)

I begin today talking about a local ‘high street’ in Brisbane. Reminds me of living in the UK. Brisbane suffers from decades of poor town planning.
My OCD flatmate is going well, but has a few irritating idiosyncrasies (don’t we all)? Also think perhaps I am turning into a Gen-Y

What is happening to HatM and Arthur Amerinz? Really sad to see they basically don’t podcast any longer. Damn.

Oh yeah; please email me your questions and comments!!! Just sayin’ – if you wanna know some stuff about Australia…

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ps- recorded Sat 4/2/12

I need to get a FlowToll beeping thingy for my new car. In other more important newz; I have an internet boyfriend!! His name is Nelson.
Cross cultural / language issues make things a bit tricky however.

That is about all I ramble about in this episode!
Oh oh, what are you all doing for Christmas?

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PS- Recorded 7/12/11

Are you sick of hearing about “you know who” yet? Well, as my life is so ridiculous, I delve backwards into some of the weirdness and sexual goings on from last month… when Peter was here!

Is “he” really gay? Does grabbing someone’s crotch mean anything?!

The other 3/4 of this podcast is just me & “him” chatting and walking. Don’t you love his cute voice?!?!

Music: To Speak Is A Sin, Pet Shop Boys.

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ps- recorded 7 & 8 June 2011

DEATH to all hot, sexy, brown skinned, gorgeous smiled, bulging biceped, romantic, handsome & chivalrous boys with a name beginning in “Y” and ending in “opi“!

also, I chat about the predicament of having 99% straight friends; both here and in Australia.

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ps- recorded 4/6/11

Part 2 – You wanted it REAL, so here it is…
I’ve spoken about my new friend, Y0P1, before – but never like this.
It kinda scares me now to wonder what I said, but I am putting this show up un-edited and RAW.

I ramble a bit, I’m sure… but here is the mind of your Little Aussie Battler, exposed to the world!

enjoy Black & Gold, by Sam Sparro at the end too.

(part 1 was posted earlierer today) Refresh your iTunes plz

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