Pre-recorded ‘live’ show (like the Fat One does), from Saturday. I let off some steam about the Vis moot feedback as I drive up the M1 and the ICB towards home.
Can anyone tell me WHY oh WHY I took on this massive project? If only I was German, so I could wrote proppa English like as if I was brung up propper two, like Kim Beava woz.

I remember back to the one and only (failed) party I held at my house once – for Eurovision 2006.

At least when I get home, I know that I have a lovely Christmas party (and tons of food) waiting for me. Or is it…
The cake kinda gave it away.

Here beginneth, my 40th birthday weak. Mid-life-crisis roll on baby!!

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Seems like just yesterday that I too was on Schoolies Week, down the Gold Coast, celebrating graduating high school – November 1986!

I get up close with some nice saucy 3D BALLS. (No, Big Fatty was not visiting the BrisVegas).

And go over the tons of listener mail that’s arrived too.

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Here is the picture that Steve in uhk sent me. Love it! So true…

. This podcast is one big salty discharge. I blame Ms Wes from Live It Up! for jinxing me, and causing (another) big salty discharge.
…Um, that does sound kinda dirty. Oops. And on the subject of dirty, I meet the HOT new neighbour. *drool* There’s another salty discharge for you all.

Join me near the end of this show for a trip down to the local McDonald’s drive-thru, as I buy a large baby-poo sundae, and some nuggets. (No, not related products, despite the name!)

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. Join me as I walk thru the Aussie bush. Hear the kangaroos hopping, the wallabies nibbling, the platypus’s paddling, and the gallahs gallahing! All this as I treck to/from the Uni campus through the surrounding bushland.

. Oh yeah, and I have some news about poor Mong-mongi (my car). Why would anyone want to harm him?

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This will be the last podcast for a few days, as the weight of V1S moot work crushes me down. (I wish I knew how much work this was going to be – before I signed up)

. Join me as I drive home from the Dept of Salt for the last time at night. I send a kiss goodbye to hot Pinoy boy, Bernard, and also to cute Indian cleaner guy. Aw, so sad.
*** BREAKING NEWS *** (You’ll have to listen to find out)

My final 2 exams are over, and I talk about my Criminal Law exam, and living with silly young Korean boys = mail and wheely-bin issues. 바보 같은 아이들과 청년 생활 “가방 빈”문제가 메일을 같습니다. 왜 그들은 그것을 볼 수 있습니까?

Oh, and how could I forget… my letterbox runneth over this week too.

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. Emergency news update today! The latest goings on from the Dept of Salt.
. Full on, boot licking action. Live, hot, sexy!
. My exam this morning, and upcoming Criminal Law exam.
. I begin working as a rent boy. Oh, and some listener feedback.
. Finally, while sailing the 7 seas, I find some very weird stats from Feedburner on the podcast.

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